Two things he never got.

When he was a kid, this guy badly wanted two things that he never got: a real dog and a Kenner AT-AT walker.

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you'll never know happiness like this

happy

Lightsaber Bear

Three words...

...that you usually don't hear together.

Mexican wrestling bananas.

Tetris using dorm lights and windows

And a little bit of Galaga thrown in for good measure...

cool Toy Story tattoo

That's gotta hurt!

LEGO printer!

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/02/working-lego-printer.html